Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Dear Dunkin Donuts on City Line & Haverford Avenues:

Our encounters are on a near-daily basis, and yet every so often, you decide to mess with my morning and screw me over.

On occasion, you will yell at me, because I don't have my money ready. Being as though I am not a mind-reader, I can't give you money if you don't tell me what the total is! Duh! Plus, you seem to forget the fact that you are NOT a necessary service. I am GIVING you MY money - you should be grateful. Don't take me for granted. There are plenty of other places to get my breakfast in the morning, particularly from my own house.

Other times you will deceive me unknowingly... like this morning. When you handed me my coffee this morning, the napkin around the cup was wet. This could only be because you didn't put the lid on properly, right? Isn't that what I pay you to do, to put the lid on my coffee cup correctly? I adjusted the lid, and yet my cup continued to leak. Why would this be? There was no obvious explanation - until I took off the lid. My cup was broken!!! Even the smallest of cracks or breaks in a cup ruins the whole coffee experience. See evidence below.

DD, I will give you the benefit of the doubt. You are not that smart, for otherwise you would not be in business shlepping donuts and coffee. You would be doing something to help society, like create sustainable transportation or save the chinchillas or educate our youth. HOWEVER, next time my coffee cup has even one drip on it, I will block up the drive-thru line until the issue is resolved. And I don't care how much you yell. My daughter is 4 - I can withstand your whining.

kluvyacya2morrow - Tabsmom

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